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2020-12-09
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dharrigan07:12:01

Good Morning!

dharrigan12:12:20

So, today's the day, eh?

Ben Hammond14:12:57

no, they reckon theres a bit more mileage in keeping us all guessing https://twitter.com/LiveSquawk/status/1336670570482708483

dharrigan14:12:12

The suspense....

Ben Hammond14:12:24

he's gonna be showing us a clean pair of heels pretty soon I reckon

Ben Hammond14:12:32

like a rat down a hypocaust

dharrigan12:12:42

Is today the day that control is finally taken back..........?

dharrigan12:12:42

I somehow feel like this is a massive recursive loop that will blow it's stack soon (to marginally keep it computer-programmy)....

alexlynham14:12:39

something something calling deprecated old function in a loop, something something stack blown, something something kill the poor

alexlynham14:12:54

punchline: something something unexpected side effect am i right

alexlynham14:12:18

i'll grant you it's not quite ready for the edinburgh fringe set yet

Ben Hammond14:12:36

> the poor will be end-of-lifed

alexlynham14:12:29

ahh there we go

Ben Hammond14:12:01

and the parts recycled and deposited in the body-bank

alexlynham14:12:43

"we no longer maintain any subscription levels other than OLIGARCH, lesser users are no longer supported"

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alexlynham14:12:15

this is why you gotta read the changelog

alexlynham14:12:40

although obviously it's pretty bare for yer average tory government

alexlynham14:12:54

1. try to sell the NHS make the NHS more efficient by opening it up to private capital from gangster oligarchs and US big pharma 2. try again 3. commit light treason 4. take second job at hedge fund

Ben Hammond14:12:19

I think #4 is now obselete create a PPE import company and shower yourself in taxpayers money no need to deliver anything ever

thomas16:12:50

I am thinking about starting a shipping company.

thomas16:12:01

I have seen a boat once. or twice.

mccraigmccraig16:12:52

average density less than 1.000kg/㎥ is pretty much all you need to know @thomas

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thomas16:12:45

Do you think Gavin Williamson Grant Shapps knows that @mccraigmccraig?

thomas16:12:59

it was him wasn't it?

mccraigmccraig16:12:11

:man-shrugging: tories all look the same to me

dominicm19:12:09

The suspense is bothering me

dominicm19:12:20

I do wish they'd just get it over with.

joetague21:12:24

This comment is gold

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