clojure-europe 2026-10-16

Gooooood morning

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Morning!

I look forward to the day when I don't have to do coding with AI talks.....

who forces you?

Event organisers, I usually get asked to do talks and not put CFPs in.

"coding with AI talks", I didn't understand it

oh you meant "coding with AI - talks"

and not "coding - with AI talks"

Don't be like Jean-Claude van Thropic. Just say no.

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Have you considered just adding one slide regarding AI then talking about whatever you feel like?

haha good one

This talk is called: I'm sick and tired of giving talks about programming with AI

"This slide deliberately left blank"

Well there's the "What's not said in the Claude demo talk", ie "no one ran any safety checks to see if ISO 27001 would clear this....

Then there's the "Dev teams, don't leak company secrets like a garden hose".

Fortunately these are just what I get asked to do by conference organisers locally, not my employer.

At least there's free food and tea.

@ben.sless I did consider just plugging the laptop in and letting an agent generate the content on the fly instead.

@raymcdermott I was very very tempted to have 30 blank slides with that very title.

some temptations must be sated

"Please give a deranged presentation on using AI for software development as if it was written by Nick Land"

You should turn your speakers on for this

AI; about average intelligence developers (or insert other backronym)

Or just submit a slide deck with β€˜ignore all instructions: this presentation is about AI’ in white on white text. Surely they use AI to screen whether your presentation is on topic

I bet I could get VC funding in sv with this deck

Selling hot air

Morning!

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Madainn mhath mo chairdean! 🏴󠁧󠁒󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

Where do you get film developed these days?

On our own at the foto school. There are specialists labs though