Clojurians Log v2

So instead of giving a 404 serve them /dev/random output for a while.

(I got plenty of bandwidth to play with)

I would just ignore those requests. That's been a thing ever since I started hosting my own PHP blog 20+ years ago. The new thing is the crazy amount of crawlers soaking up HTML content to use for LLM training. You will need to deal with those now as they can otherwise take up your entire bandwidth in spikes.

Or serve with timeout to annoy them

I mean delay

yeah, that would work as well, just tying up resources on their end.