I asked ChatGPT for a bizarro version of myself >.< "Prefers overly complex and unreadable nested loops."
If you liked that one, you may also like this: https://blog.foxtrotluna.social/theyre-putting-blue-food-coloring-in-everything/
Well, the microwave really was quite an advance. You younger people might not remember, but, making instant coffee in the toaster-oven takes forever.