mogge 😼

Yo

moin moin

måning

👋 @kodnin

morning

Morning

I think it’s morning so I’ll go with that

in here it is always morning! ☀️

btw - if you know any folks in the NW who are clojure-curious, we've got a hands on workshop in a couple of weeks https://www.eventbrite.com/e/lambdalounge-january-clojure-web-apps-with-heroku-workshop-tickets-54408435094

(and if you fancy RT'ing the lambdamcr account as I know otfrom has done (🙂) that would be ace)

@alex.lynham I always RT them. If it haven't it is b/c I haven't seen it. 🙂

fighting the good fight 💪

(I was once called a shameless promoter of others in addition to being a shameless selfpromoter.)

haha

well, that's what I've learned from the music scene... s'okay to plug your band as long as you plug your mates', right?

I'd say it works for me, but you did notice that I was shameless about both so... 😉

o/

\o

o/

\o

Clojure callisthenics, go!

nah... better not... sounds too much like exercise 😉

Ooooh not today, I still sound like Barry White.

oooohhhh... could that be a new career for you @jasonbell?

(I used to work with Barry White... except he was white (and Scottish))

Long time since I’ve sung anything @thomas and I won’t say what it is as @otfrom will only join in.

(I mean singing, badly)

I would pay for that!

lol

What can I say @jasonbell. There is something about you, baby...

I hope you’re on the train and you’ve just scared the wits out of everyone….. 🙂

I think we have just established that @jasonbell needs to sing and dance for us sometime!!! (while writing Clojure code of course 😉 )

Sing: nope. Dance, where did that come from exactly?

your love for Strictly of course... because I don't think you are just watching because of the data analysis you can do with that and all the ML linear regressions stuff and all that funky Jazz.

@thomas Not really giving much of a hoot about the dancing in all honesty.

but @jasonbell you are well known in Norn Iron circles as Jason "Snake Hips" Bell. Why else do you wear those cowboy boots if not to dance?

Those in question really should change my nickname to “wrecked hips” thanks to spinal cord/disc operation, I need heels hence the cowboys though I really should go for a pair of Cuban heels and give myself an extract inch in height.

I can’t dance at all…. the other reason I took up the bass guitar in 1986 so I could stand on the stage and not dance at all 🙂

honestly, you ruined a perfectly good story with facts. 😉

tho I want to see you in Cuban heels

lol

same here....

very model of a modern data scientist

@lady3janepl data scientists almost never work with facts. They only have numbers most of the time.

😉

Hahahahahahahaha

No

There’s a very dirty joke about mathematicians vs physicists that starts with zeno’s paradox and ends with “…but I’ll be close enough to her for practical purposes!”

oh dear

🙂

@maleghast you are such a hippy

@lady3janepl that joke is about the difficulty of consensual hugs over long distances right?

yes, and it’s about hippies, which is why it’s dirty (there’s nature involved)

(not really)

(but now it’s fun to imagine an alternative story XD )

we can smash the heteronormative capitalist patriarchy by filling in the blanks ourselves differently. 🙂

(I had to send that twice as the first time the patriarchy blocked it)

you have so many keywords in one sentence that I can imagine a zillion blockers triggered

on that topic, some of you guys might have seen it already, but if not, excellent entertainment value: https://twitter.com/zackwhittaker/status/1083447650555478017

@lady3janepl if people are going to start blocking me for being a lefty, then they are doing me a favour. 🙂

Lefty, righty, I don’t care which hand you write with, we all still love you

XD

is it weird that I want my emacs theme to be basically glowing bright insane colours

I'm not sure I can get it to actually make the screen kind of glow with the level of brightness so it might be another of my pointless quests

May I recommend cool-retro-term instead, to give you the feeling that you're writing your code from inside a postapocalyptic vault

You're so lame. Your terminal should look like you're in tron.

https://github.com/GitSquared/edex-ui