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otfrom07:06:12

first post

thomas07:06:30

good moaning....

rhinocratic07:06:23

Mah Nà Mah Nà.🙂

otfrom07:06:36

on days like today I ask myself, "self, how can one person be soooooo sleepy"

otfrom07:06:42

I never have a good answer

rhinocratic07:06:35

@otfrom I consider it a gift, rendering me insensible to the stultifying religious observance which is the daily standup. Unfortunately, someone occasionally asks me a question and then I'm caught opening and closing my mouth like a fish in the hope that something coherent falls out. 😴

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otfrom07:06:38

@rhinocratic you should bring up that your standups are useless in retro

3Jane08:06:07

That would be Unbritish and therefore Shall Not Be Done.

3Jane08:06:42

Would you also suggest he complain about his cold meal to the waiter when the latter comes around to ask if everything is fine? Heathenry!

rhinocratic08:06:14

It's not really an option, as we don't do retros. However, I doubt that I'd be brave enough if we did!

otfrom09:06:07

well, if you don't do retros at least you can console yourself that you aren't doing agile then. 😉

3Jane09:06:46

scrum ain’t the only variety of agile there is

otfrom09:06:49

and complaining isn't unbritish. It is just not a southern things to do. Loads of complaining in t'north and beyond. 😄

otfrom09:06:15

@U82DUDVMH true, but agile where you don't reflect on your practice isn't

3Jane09:06:24

thumps pulpit

otfrom09:06:38

(regardless of whether or not it is called a retro)

otfrom09:06:12

/me doesn't really like scrum and prefers xp and crystal

3Jane09:06:03

was gonna say, I was raised on xp and scrum feels like mini waterfall with corporate bullshit added

otfrom09:06:52

yeah, scrum is probably the most easily abused agile methodology. There are actually some good things there, but they are often crowded out by really bad practice

3Jane09:06:28

and being able to give feedback (on process or anything else) has nothing to do with agile - it’s a result of psychological safety.

3Jane09:06:50

People naturally suggest improvements to things that irk/slow them down when they’re not afraid of offending or being punished

otfrom09:06:24

and agile relies on psychological safety to work (people over process as the principles say).

agile_geek10:06:12

I have one thing to say “Empowerment!” :fist:

3Jane10:06:21

I have a rant/article about people over process and current implementations of agile on the list of todo actually

otfrom10:06:04

ooh. I'd like to read that.

rhinocratic10:06:02

I hope it's not too inflammatory (or perhaps heretical) to say that I'm not a True Believer in the Agile way - at least in the implementations that I've experienced (although there's little in the Manifesto with which I would take issue). The feeling of psychological safety is important, however - and seemingly most frequently lacking.

otfrom10:06:59

I'm a big believer in the manifesto and not in most of the methods as practiced.

otfrom11:06:35

which is what I like about crystal as that talks about principles and suggests practices (other than retrospective shaped things, but not necessarily on a schedule)

3Jane11:06:24

(have not done crystal but will look it up)

3Jane11:06:53

I’ve noticed this most during schedule conflict between my team and the one we’ve been partly-assimilated to

3Jane11:06:33

if you have a team that actually talks to each other, you don’t need official standups, retros, backlog grooming etc

3Jane11:06:42

so (spoiling the article I guess) people are attempting to deploy scrum and process as antidotes to bad management and team composition.

3Jane11:06:15

but if team members don’t feel comfortable with raising issues, you won’t get them more comfortable with it by saying “retro meeting! we now mandate this space and time as safe to raise issues”. scrum process describes symptoms, not causes of good teamwork.

otfrom11:06:38

sometimes you can make those spaces safer by removing managers/scrum masters/etc

otfrom11:06:57

but yes, you can't just wave a wand and say "safe now!"

otfrom11:06:01

I do find that having the rituals scheduled (when team size is greater that 3) can mean that you don't forget to have those conversations. They can happen more often, but good to not have them too infrequently.

3Jane11:06:11

You can remove powerful members, but it’s recursive. Whoever has enough authority to remove the manager is going to be the same or greater level of threat as a manager.

3Jane11:06:06

(Which reminds me, I read a thread where a manager asked how to deal with a team that decided to be self-organising and fired him via the scrum master.)

3Jane11:06:32

I see managers as primarily social-issue-troubleshooters and providers of communication into the larger organisation. Well composed teams will manage their load and schedule well enough. The manager is there to make sure the team is well composed and pay attention to where conflicts arise. Most managers didn’t get the memo though.

3Jane11:06:26

Did you ever find people requesting unschedule conversations?

3Jane11:06:03

Re Crystal methods, have you ever used it to work on a research-type project where the release schedule is not clear (because it’s not a given that a problem can be solved at all, or solved in a given timebox)?

otfrom12:06:45

I think the managers should remove themselves (for at least some). We do that.

otfrom12:06:58

Liz Keogh has a good blog about safety checks

danielneal07:06:23

whoa I'm really sleepy today to, more than normal

danielneal07:06:31

maybe there's some kind of external influence

danielneal07:06:37

air pressure

danielneal07:06:40

solar activity

rhinocratic07:06:57

The Moon is in waning gibbous phase. 🌖 That must be it. Either that or I need more bacon.

danielneal07:06:34

ah waning gibbous

danielneal07:06:43

I'll have to keep an eye out for it in future

alexlynham07:06:42

morrrrrrrrrn(ing)

alexlynham07:06:14

@otfrom probably just you're a night person rather than a morning person

alexlynham07:06:29

morning people are hard to love, as snoopy once observed

otfrom07:06:45

except that I'm so sleepy at night that I actually fall asleep

otfrom07:06:58

maybe I'm a 🐱

thomas07:06:13

I tend to feel more awake in the evenings.

3Jane07:06:33

I remember someone wise saying that morning amnesia is a way for the universe to stop you from waking up screaming.

3Jane07:06:24

(And count me in to the “in better shape in the evening” club; even when I wake up early on my own I still function better late. Sleep amount is not a good measure of sleepiness, it turns out o_O )

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danm08:06:51

Yeah. When I'm on holiday for any length of time I seem to naturally fall into a cycle of going to bed about 02:00 and waking up anything from 08:30 to 09:30 and feeling fine

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guy08:06:30

Morning all

danm08:06:32

But to get up and get in to work on time it doesn't seem to matter when I go to bed, I'm always tired. Getting one of those sleep cycle tracking alarms and giving it a 30 minute window to make me in has helped a bit, but not as much as I was hoping

alexlynham09:06:01

I've found that having a SAD lamp to mash on at midday sun intensity helps

danm08:06:37

Moin moin

dominicm08:06:24

I must be weird. I feel great today 🙂 I'm a morning person too.

guy08:06:53

Total opposite for me today, feeling rotten 😞

dominicm08:06:37

Sorry to hear that 😞

guy08:06:55

its cool, i will keep drinking coffee till all the pain goes away 😂

3Jane08:06:30

Coffee: a cure for when you feel like crap. Also brown. Coincidence, or a case of like cures like? O.o

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mccraigmccraig09:06:02

you have the beginnings of the rationale for a colour-based homeopathy competitor there @U82DUDVMH

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3Jane09:06:01

Competitor to coffee? I would never do that XD

3Jane09:06:20

The sacred beverage must be worshipped.

3Jane08:06:09

good! I love morning people actually

3Jane08:06:21

they get to go to client meetings.

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danm08:06:24

Also, Facebook can suck it

3Jane08:06:28

What did they steal this time?

danm08:06:32

One of my friends announced her engagement. Another mutual friend mentioned it. Turns out I can't see the post she made, even on her profile page. No idea why, she says she didn't intentionally block me from seeing it (she did intentionally block her Dad, so it wasn't completely open)

danm08:06:49

But I'd been kinda miserable thinking she didn't want me to know for some reason

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guy08:06:27

Thats the trouble with social media tbh

guy08:06:39

You should have just rung them up and congratulated them etc

guy08:06:46

the old fashioned way 😄

guy08:06:44

but also i think when it comes to social media you're your own worst enemy, over thinking things and making it worse than it actually is

guy08:06:00

I once deleted my aunty from facebook friends and she stopped talking to me for 6 months

guy08:06:06

i was like wtf? its facebook who cares

danm08:06:30

Oh I did, that was how I found out it was an accident. When I eventually got a reply

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guy08:06:03

either way i'm sorry about ur bad experience

guy08:06:07

it can feel really terrible

danm08:06:58

My wife's dropped off social media, but for the opposite reason. I want to see my friends doing cool stuff and having fun so I can congratulate them and share the experience, and get sad if I think they're trying to hide something from me. That was the same before social media, I wanted to hear about what they'd done when we met up. She gets jealous when she sees other people doing stuff that seems more fun/interesting/important than her life/job, so she just stays off social media so she doesn't know

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guy08:06:41

I basically use facebook for chat and twitter for fun 😄

3Jane08:06:09

Aw :( Social media really is a drama/pain amplifier

3Jane08:06:08

I ended up staying on Facebook but unfollowing most of the people I’m friends with - it’s best used as event coordination and discussion group I think

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yogidevbear08:06:16

Morning o/

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bronsa08:06:00

morning 👋

yogidevbear08:06:28

I'm also in the FB abort camp. Only reason I'm still on there is it's the only contact point I have for friends I am unable to see/call frequently and to be informed about certain group events

yogidevbear08:06:12

Twitter on the other hand, great source of current tech news and fun stuff

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rhinocratic08:06:26

Think I deleted my Facebook account in 2009, and haven't missed it. Joined and left Linkedin on at least 3 occasions - the recruiter spam and dispiriting corporate codswallop just became too much. Concur with @yogidevbear about Twitter, though there's a huge amount of anger there.

yogidevbear09:06:51

Yeah, I tend to bypass the angry stuff on Twitter

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mccraigmccraig09:06:21

i managed to persuade a couple of my mtb group to go for a pre-work ride... and one of them needs to leave for work by 07:30, so the logic was inescapable: we started at 05:00

yogidevbear19:06:38

Wow! Sorry, I asked you the question but then got sidetracked by work and have only now check this slack group. Was the cycle worth it?

yogidevbear19:06:11

Haha, just read the rest of the commentary after this comment. I'm very tired

mccraigmccraig20:06:32

def worth it... went over the downs to stanmer park and pootled around some of the trails there as fast as i dare :)

yogidevbear20:06:21

Nice :) the downs is really lovely

mccraigmccraig20:06:03

they are right on my doorstep... i’m doing well this year at making good use of that after a decade of failing miserably

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yogidevbear20:06:59

Especially while it's not too muddy

guy09:06:28

was it a good ride tho?

guy09:06:35

if yes, then it was worth it 😄

mccraigmccraig09:06:13

@guy lots of fun - i got a new bike a couple of weeks ago, and it's transformed the riding experience

guy10:06:31

Nice one!!

thomas09:06:15

I stopped looking at twitter... a big source of frustration.

guy10:06:18

ah thats a shame, i find it useful to just pick and choice who u follow then u cater the experience for urself. For example i have a lot of gaming people i follow, that way brexit posts are never relevant 😂

jasonbell09:06:02

@thomas That's probably my fault 🙂

thomas09:06:29

no @jasonbell , it wasn't you... mainly Brexshit and other !@#$ happening in the world.

jasonbell09:06:56

must. try. harder.

guy10:06:42

wow thats a great link thanks!

mccraigmccraig10:06:14

and here's the tool they developed to optimise your caffeine consumption: https://2b-alert-web.bhsai.org

guy10:06:05

can you just register etc?

guy10:06:20

:thumbsup:

mccraigmccraig11:06:08

mostly it just says that more-caffeine=more-alertness though, and doesn't seem to consider any possible downsides

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otfrom10:06:23

hypocaffeinagogia is a terrible affliction and should be avoided

mccraigmccraig10:06:39

wow, the default sleep-schedule on 2b-alert is giving you 3hrs a night for a few days

mccraigmccraig10:06:01

and their default caffeine schedule is pathetic

mccraigmccraig10:06:51

well, according to that tool i should be drinking quadruple espressos every couple of hours for maximum alertness (green line) https://www.evernote.com/l/AD4j3I6aAuVPDKiR2d2o5Ex8HX9a7f_PI04

thomas10:06:52

that link gives a 502.... 😞

yogidevbear19:06:33

Morning. Again. Just realised I haven't had a cup of yet

yogidevbear19:06:58

Awwwwwwwgh, that tastes good