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clojure-italy 2020-04-01

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Namaste

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Ah mi ero dimenticato dello shitshow delle istituzioni italiane 😆

> Primo giorno per inoltrare le richieste. Ma l'accesso al portale in mattinata risulta impossibile, segnalate anche violazioni della privacy con profili diversi dai quelli dei reali richiedenti. A metà giornata l'Istituto chiude tutto. Il presidente annuncia orari diversi: "Dalle 8 alle 16 per patronati e consulenti, poi per i cittadini" > "Abbiamo ricevuto nei giorni scorsi, e anche stamattina, violenti attacchi hacker. Questa mattina si sono sommati ai molti accessi, che hanno raggiunto le 300 domande al secondo, e il sito non ha retto.

Io me li immagino gli attacchi hacker

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https://giphy.com/gifs/YQitE4YNQNahy

Forse era una divertente gag per il primo d’Aprile?