clojure-europe 2026-04-22

jshell> public static void morning() { System.out.println("good!"); }
|  created method morning()

jshell> morning()
good!

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it starts with borkdude running "good morning" in jshell then your eyes blink once.. .. and suddenly that same jshell now runs new flavor of babashka, with nrepl server, custom cljs, scittle, cherry, .. and somehow is even natively compiled! 😄

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ha.. this idea actually led me to an idea I might use on my project.. not embedding babashka/sci.. but using jshell as a vessel to achieve a greater good 🙂 🤞

OMG, what have I done

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I've always read "jshell" as "js hell". Which makes this sentence just a little amusing > it starts with borkdude running "good morning" in jshell

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good morning, js hell! 😄

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good morning folks

💔 a thrush crashed into the living room window 😢 gonna miss your morning songs, little friend 😞

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sorry to have spoiled your day now.

Oh, i knew about that. The campus where i studied was full of ducks, they have absolutely no morals.

Overfed => always horny => shenanigans ensues

yeah, the males drown the females sometimes.

ooh and the victim of aforementioned paper is in the museum.

I'm just bummed out because I kinda know the individual birds in our garden. The thrush used to sing songs in the morning will sitting on the neighbours chimney

shame indeed.

do you have those bird stickers on the window?

that might help for the future

yeah we had some in the past

usually it's pigeons crashing, but they are sturdy and usually survive, and they are very numerous here

the rare cases where it's a little one really hurt

Same problem here 😞 One today, actually, but fortunately it survived.

Good tip about the bird stickers. I'll give that a try!

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Good future morning

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