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thomas 2025-09-08T08:49:00.203409Z
mogge
teodorlu 2025-09-08T08:57:06.684739Z
morning!
mdiin 2025-09-08T09:09:05.538799Z
Good morning ☕
ray 2025-09-08T09:21:15.275819Z
Good morning
ray 2025-09-08T09:21:28.787519Z
as promised more JVM fun
ray 2025-09-08T09:21:42.889429Z
-XX:-UseSpinning
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😂 1
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ray 2025-09-08T09:22:12.101239Z
where the JVM floods the zone with bullshit bytes
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thomas 2025-09-08T10:19:42.477189Z
🎶 I'm spinning around... 🎸 🎹
Ben Sless 2025-09-08T11:29:47.449369Z
😂 2
thomas 2025-09-08T11:31:03.118709Z
that looks like a JVM in action!
😂 1
Ben Sless 2025-09-08T11:32:00.858819Z
More like a Java Concrete Machine
😂 2
ray 2025-09-08T11:46:03.202829Z
Fun with flags, like I said … it’s a goldmine. More tomorrow
thomas 2025-09-08T11:46:26.770289Z
Looking forward to it!
😂 1
Thomas Moerman 2025-09-08T13:07:06.462389Z
It would be awesome if the gorilla was actually holding flags
thomas 2025-09-08T13:11:14.509509Z
which one? a Java flag?
☝️ 1
borkdude 2025-09-08T14:16:09.035589Z
More flags to joke about: https://vimeo.com/1115906970
ray 2025-09-08T14:39:52.094379Z
I watched it - no jokes. One star.
borkdude 2025-09-08T14:57:33.360849Z
I didn’t say that the talk contained jokes, just more flags to joke about
ray 2025-09-08T15:55:16.906359Z
It was meant to be a joke that she's a star 🤷🏼♂️
ray 2025-09-08T16:01:41.721549Z
[ also 😱 the number of build options ]
borkdude 2025-09-08T16:02:03.810659Z
hehe and did you even look at the expert options?
borkdude 2025-09-08T16:04:36.218249Z
native-image --expert-options-allborkdude 2025-09-08T16:04:55.385909Z
-R:SystemicCompilationFailureRate=1
ray 2025-09-08T16:43:57.064209Z
hilaRious 🤷🏼♂️
simongray 2025-09-08T09:45:10.534729Z
good morning
imre 2025-09-08T10:54:07.043779Z
good morning
2025-09-08T11:03:17.268189Z
good morning
Ludger Solbach 2025-09-08T11:30:53.970559Z
morning
2025-09-08T14:15:20.423399Z
Morning
borkdude 2025-09-08T16:00:49.367889Z
Random thought: EuroClojure in Prague... P.S. I'm not organizing this, just spreading free ideas!
😊 1
😂 4
borkdude 2025-09-08T16:01:04.168919Z
daveliepmann 2025-09-08T16:46:17.409729Z
🇨🇿
ray 2025-09-08T18:18:22.292859Z
Better exceptions too